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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Jul 27, 2023
Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville
Jul 27, 2023
Jul 27, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision
Jun 16, 2023
Jun 16, 2023
Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Jun 14, 2023
Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod
Jun 14, 2023
Jun 14, 2023
Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Jun 7, 2023
Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks
Jun 7, 2023
Jun 7, 2023
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
May 29, 2023
Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off
May 29, 2023
May 29, 2023
Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
May 28, 2023
Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing
May 28, 2023
May 28, 2023
Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
May 23, 2023
Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?
May 23, 2023
May 23, 2023
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
May 22, 2023
Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition
May 22, 2023
May 22, 2023
The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
May 19, 2023
The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings
May 19, 2023
May 19, 2023
Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
May 9, 2023
Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie
May 9, 2023
May 9, 2023

"We Have Books Too, You Know?" DC Librarians to Residents Waiting in Line
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"We Have Books Too, You Know?" DC Librarians to Residents Waiting in Line

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Anarchist Friend Surprisingly Sends Out Snacks Spreadsheet for New Year Eve's Party
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/29/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/29/21

Anarchist Friend Surprisingly Sends Out Snacks Spreadsheet for New Year Eve's Party

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Nation's White Women Remove "In This House" Signs to Welcome Conservative Family Members for Christmas
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/22/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/22/21

Nation's White Women Remove "In This House" Signs to Welcome Conservative Family Members for Christmas

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Holiday Miracle? Uber Driver and DCA Passenger Silently Agree Not to Make Small Talk
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/15/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/15/21

Holiday Miracle? Uber Driver and DCA Passenger Silently Agree Not to Make Small Talk

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New Advent Calendar Gives Grandmas One Passive Aggressive Insult Per Day for Grandchildren
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/8/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/8/21

New Advent Calendar Gives Grandmas One Passive Aggressive Insult Per Day for Grandchildren

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Chanukah Miracle Fire on Red Line Burns For 8 Crazy Nights
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Chanukah Miracle Fire on Red Line Burns For 8 Crazy Nights

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DCA Adds Corner to Cry While Missing Your Flight at New Security Checkpoint
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/24/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/24/21

DCA Adds Corner to Cry While Missing Your Flight at New Security Checkpoint

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Are You Going To Miss Flipping Off the Trump Hotel? Here are Cherry Swamp’s Top Picks of Structures to Give the Finger
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/17/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/17/21

Are You Going To Miss Flipping Off the Trump Hotel? Here are Cherry Swamp’s Top Picks of Structures to Give the Finger

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Bet You Didn't Know THESE DC Landmarks Were on Barges, Too!
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/10/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/10/21

Bet You Didn't Know THESE DC Landmarks Were on Barges, Too!

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Booster Rollout Foils AdMo Woman’s Plan to Avoid Family Over Holidays
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/3/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/3/21

Booster Rollout Foils AdMo Woman’s Plan to Avoid Family Over Holidays

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Capitol Hill Woman Can't Wait to Get Hit by MetroBus With Her New Free BikeShare Membership
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/27/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/27/21

Capitol Hill Woman Can't Wait to Get Hit by MetroBus With Her New Free BikeShare Membership

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They're Just Like Us! Metro Blames Mercury Retrograde For Derailment
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/20/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/20/21

They're Just Like Us! Metro Blames Mercury Retrograde For Derailment

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Orangutans Rejoice! Zoo Lights Cancelled, Will No Longer Overhear Cringey First Date Small Talk
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/16/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/16/21

Orangutans Rejoice! Zoo Lights Cancelled, Will No Longer Overhear Cringey First Date Small Talk

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Lunchables Announces Nationwide Shortage; UMD Frat Boys Faced with Gruesome Possibility of Eating a Vegetable
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/8/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/8/21

Lunchables Announces Nationwide Shortage; UMD Frat Boys Faced with Gruesome Possibility of Eating a Vegetable

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200,000 Cats Reported In DC, One Million Rats Still Going Strong
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 9/30/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 9/30/21

200,000 Cats Reported In DC, One Million Rats Still Going Strong

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Arlington Residents to Pay 5-Cent Plastic Bag Tax; Arlington Military Contractors To Continue Destroying Earth
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 9/22/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 9/22/21

Arlington Residents to Pay 5-Cent Plastic Bag Tax; Arlington Military Contractors To Continue Destroying Earth

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Biden Press Release on Afghanistan is Just the "Well, That Escalated Quickly" Meme
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/18/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/18/21

Biden Press Release on Afghanistan is Just the "Well, That Escalated Quickly" Meme

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Husbands Everywhere Protest Against Prince Harry & Alexis Ohanian: "Our Wives Are No Longer Accepting The Bare Minimum!"
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21

Husbands Everywhere Protest Against Prince Harry & Alexis Ohanian: "Our Wives Are No Longer Accepting The Bare Minimum!"

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The United States, Highest Infant Mortality, Lowest Life Expectancy, BUT ...Most Gold Medals ehh?
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21

The United States, Highest Infant Mortality, Lowest Life Expectancy, BUT ...Most Gold Medals ehh?

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"I Would do Anything for Social Justice," Says Shaw Man Who Hasn't Paid His ACLU Subscription in 3 Years
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21

"I Would do Anything for Social Justice," Says Shaw Man Who Hasn't Paid His ACLU Subscription in 3 Years

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