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Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/5/22 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 1/5/22 "We Have Books Too, You Know?" DC Librarians to Residents Waiting in Line Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/29/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/29/21 Anarchist Friend Surprisingly Sends Out Snacks Spreadsheet for New Year Eve's Party Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/22/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/22/21 Nation's White Women Remove "In This House" Signs to Welcome Conservative Family Members for Christmas Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/15/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/15/21 Holiday Miracle? Uber Driver and DCA Passenger Silently Agree Not to Make Small Talk Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/8/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/8/21 New Advent Calendar Gives Grandmas One Passive Aggressive Insult Per Day for Grandchildren Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/1/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 12/1/21 Chanukah Miracle Fire on Red Line Burns For 8 Crazy Nights Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/24/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/24/21 DCA Adds Corner to Cry While Missing Your Flight at New Security Checkpoint Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/17/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/17/21 Are You Going To Miss Flipping Off the Trump Hotel? Here are Cherry Swamp’s Top Picks of Structures to Give the Finger Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/10/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/10/21 Bet You Didn't Know THESE DC Landmarks Were on Barges, Too! Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/3/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 11/3/21 Booster Rollout Foils AdMo Woman’s Plan to Avoid Family Over Holidays Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/27/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/27/21 Capitol Hill Woman Can't Wait to Get Hit by MetroBus With Her New Free BikeShare Membership Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/20/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/20/21 They're Just Like Us! Metro Blames Mercury Retrograde For Derailment Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/16/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/16/21 Orangutans Rejoice! Zoo Lights Cancelled, Will No Longer Overhear Cringey First Date Small Talk Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/8/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 10/8/21 Lunchables Announces Nationwide Shortage; UMD Frat Boys Faced with Gruesome Possibility of Eating a Vegetable Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 9/30/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 9/30/21 200,000 Cats Reported In DC, One Million Rats Still Going Strong Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 9/22/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 9/22/21 Arlington Residents to Pay 5-Cent Plastic Bag Tax; Arlington Military Contractors To Continue Destroying Earth Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/18/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/18/21 Biden Press Release on Afghanistan is Just the "Well, That Escalated Quickly" Meme Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Husbands Everywhere Protest Against Prince Harry & Alexis Ohanian: "Our Wives Are No Longer Accepting The Bare Minimum!" Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 The United States, Highest Infant Mortality, Lowest Life Expectancy, BUT ...Most Gold Medals ehh? Read More
Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 Back Issues The Cherry Swamp 8/11/21 "I Would do Anything for Social Justice," Says Shaw Man Who Hasn't Paid His ACLU Subscription in 3 Years Read More
