How to Milk the Pity Out of Your Friends For Your 2nd Pandemic Birthday

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Written By Anna Ross
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Start sending guilt trip reminder texts at least 2 weeks before your birthday.

Name your birthday party event “The Second Annual [Age You Turned Last Year] Party Since My Birthday Last Year Sucked!”

Get used to saying, “Oh yeah, that happened at my last Zoom birthday party too.”

Remark that your cake tastes salty. Ah, it must be from all the crying you did over it.

Anna Ross https://www.anna-ross.com/
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