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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville

Jul 27, 2023

Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville

Jul 27, 2023

Jul 27, 2023

Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision

Jun 16, 2023

Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision

Jun 16, 2023

Jun 16, 2023

Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod

Jun 14, 2023

Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod

Jun 14, 2023

Jun 14, 2023

Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks

Jun 7, 2023

Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks

Jun 7, 2023

Jun 7, 2023

Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off

May 29, 2023

Missed Connection: You Were Also Dumping Rancid Sludge into Our Local Compost Drop Off

May 29, 2023

May 29, 2023

Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing

May 28, 2023

Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing

May 28, 2023

May 28, 2023

Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?

May 23, 2023

Cherry Swamp Investigation (CSI): Who Are Mail Carriers Talking to Every Second of the Day?

May 23, 2023

May 23, 2023

Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition

May 22, 2023

Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition

May 22, 2023

May 22, 2023

The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings

May 19, 2023

The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings

May 19, 2023

May 19, 2023

Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie

May 9, 2023

Maryland Driver Casts Himself in Upcoming Fast and Furious Movie

May 9, 2023

May 9, 2023

Trader Joe's Releases "Everything But the Bagel" Toothpaste

May 8, 2023

Trader Joe's Releases "Everything But the Bagel" Toothpaste

May 8, 2023

May 8, 2023

Friend Suddenly No Longer "Super Into the Royal Family" When it Requires Looking at any Footage of Charles

May 6, 2023

Friend Suddenly No Longer "Super Into the Royal Family" When it Requires Looking at any Footage of Charles

May 6, 2023

May 6, 2023

US & Politics

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Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision

Jun 16, 2023

Secret DC Summer!: Nine Secluded Spots for Crying About a Supreme Court Decision

Jun 16, 2023

Jun 16, 2023

George Santos Says Yes to Law & Order Cameo, Doesn’t Realize He’s Being Arrested

May 12, 2023

George Santos Says Yes to Law & Order Cameo, Doesn’t Realize He’s Being Arrested

May 12, 2023

May 12, 2023

Agreement Reached to Raise Justice Clarence Thomas' Bribery Debt Ceiling

May 12, 2023

Agreement Reached to Raise Justice Clarence Thomas' Bribery Debt Ceiling

May 12, 2023

May 12, 2023

Documents Reveal Lincoln Wanted His Memorial to be Background in Prom Photos

May 12, 2023

Documents Reveal Lincoln Wanted His Memorial to be Background in Prom Photos

May 12, 2023

May 12, 2023

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Local

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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville

Jul 27, 2023

Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville

Jul 27, 2023

Jul 27, 2023

Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod

Jun 14, 2023

Hot Girl Summer! Seven Metro Escalators to Walk Up to Get a Beach Bod

Jun 14, 2023

Jun 14, 2023

Weird! This New DC Restaurant Doesn't Have a Gimmick!

Jun 13, 2023

Weird! This New DC Restaurant Doesn't Have a Gimmick!

Jun 13, 2023

Jun 13, 2023

Millennial Rebrands Her Age Spots as "Girlboss Freckles"

Jun 12, 2023

Millennial Rebrands Her Age Spots as "Girlboss Freckles"

Jun 12, 2023

Jun 12, 2023

Work & Technology

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Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition

May 22, 2023

Nobody Wants to Work Anymore: Bowser Administration Edition

May 22, 2023

May 22, 2023

Coworker DETERMINED to Have One-on-One Conversation in Public Slack Group

May 11, 2023

Coworker DETERMINED to Have One-on-One Conversation in Public Slack Group

May 11, 2023

May 11, 2023

Economists Celebrate Third Anniversary of Predicting Recession

May 3, 2023

Economists Celebrate Third Anniversary of Predicting Recession

May 3, 2023

May 3, 2023

Apr 1, 2023

Cap Hill Couple Announces Pregnancy by Making Fetus' LinkedIn Profile

Apr 1, 2023

Apr 1, 2023

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Lifestyle

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Trader Joe's Releases "Everything But the Bagel" Toothpaste

May 8, 2023

Trader Joe's Releases "Everything But the Bagel" Toothpaste

May 8, 2023

May 8, 2023

Tall, Thin, White Woman Bravely Declares "Wear What You Want!"

Apr 18, 2023

Tall, Thin, White Woman Bravely Declares "Wear What You Want!"

Apr 18, 2023

Apr 18, 2023

Seven Fashionable Headbands That Are Both Non-Functional and Make You Self-Conscious!

Apr 8, 2023

Seven Fashionable Headbands That Are Both Non-Functional and Make You Self-Conscious!

Apr 8, 2023

Apr 8, 2023

Adidas Left with $3 Billion of Unsellable 'Dilzys' after Dropping Scott Adams Partnership

Mar 10, 2023

Adidas Left with $3 Billion of Unsellable 'Dilzys' after Dropping Scott Adams Partnership

Mar 10, 2023

Mar 10, 2023

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Love & Dating

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Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville

Jul 27, 2023

Missed Connection: You Turned Me Down, So I’m Asking You Out Again on Popville

Jul 27, 2023

Jul 27, 2023

Shaw Couple Splits After Realizing Nothing Left to Talk About After Succession Finale

Jun 11, 2023

Shaw Couple Splits After Realizing Nothing Left to Talk About After Succession Finale

Jun 11, 2023

Jun 11, 2023

Sonic Boom Actually Arlington Woman Reaching the End of Hinge

Jun 8, 2023

Sonic Boom Actually Arlington Woman Reaching the End of Hinge

Jun 8, 2023

Jun 8, 2023

Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks

Jun 7, 2023

Sex Positions Named After DC Landmarks

Jun 7, 2023

Jun 7, 2023

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Science & Health

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New Titanic Shipwreck 3D Scan Proves that Rose Had Room on the Door

May 25, 2023

New Titanic Shipwreck 3D Scan Proves that Rose Had Room on the Door

May 25, 2023

May 25, 2023

Takoma Woman Now Spectrum Expert After Watching One TikTok on Neurodivergence

May 7, 2023

Takoma Woman Now Spectrum Expert After Watching One TikTok on Neurodivergence

May 7, 2023

May 7, 2023

Nationwide Adderall Shortage Forces GW Grad Student to Take It As Prescribed

Apr 4, 2023

Nationwide Adderall Shortage Forces GW Grad Student to Take It As Prescribed

Apr 4, 2023

Apr 4, 2023

Rapid Test Stockpilers Plan One Last Big Score

Mar 11, 2023

Rapid Test Stockpilers Plan One Last Big Score

Mar 11, 2023

Mar 11, 2023

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Entertainment

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Shaw Couple Splits After Realizing Nothing Left to Talk About After Succession Finale

Jun 11, 2023

Shaw Couple Splits After Realizing Nothing Left to Talk About After Succession Finale

Jun 11, 2023

Jun 11, 2023

Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing

May 28, 2023

Study: 96% of Millennials Refuse to Admit "Throwback" and "Oldies" are the Same Thing

May 28, 2023

May 28, 2023

New Titanic Shipwreck 3D Scan Proves that Rose Had Room on the Door

May 25, 2023

New Titanic Shipwreck 3D Scan Proves that Rose Had Room on the Door

May 25, 2023

May 25, 2023

Woman Scrambles to Find, Post Selfie Taken with Celebrity Who Just Died

May 10, 2023

Woman Scrambles to Find, Post Selfie Taken with Celebrity Who Just Died

May 10, 2023

May 10, 2023

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Food

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Weird! This New DC Restaurant Doesn't Have a Gimmick!

Jun 13, 2023

Weird! This New DC Restaurant Doesn't Have a Gimmick!

Jun 13, 2023

Jun 13, 2023

Maryland's 10 Best Bottomless Brunches You'll Never Have Because They’re in Maryland

Jun 11, 2023

Maryland's 10 Best Bottomless Brunches You'll Never Have Because They’re in Maryland

Jun 11, 2023

Jun 11, 2023

Target Caves, Moves Hot Dog Buns Out of Sandwich Aisle

Jun 7, 2023

Target Caves, Moves Hot Dog Buns Out of Sandwich Aisle

Jun 7, 2023

Jun 7, 2023

Farmers Market Still Trying to Make Rhubarb the Next Kale

May 27, 2023

Farmers Market Still Trying to Make Rhubarb the Next Kale

May 27, 2023

May 27, 2023

Sports

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The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings

May 19, 2023

The DC Triathlon for 20-Somethings

May 19, 2023

May 19, 2023

Running Of The Chihuahuas Frontrunner Tests Positive For Anabolic Steroids

May 4, 2023

Running Of The Chihuahuas Frontrunner Tests Positive For Anabolic Steroids

May 4, 2023

May 4, 2023

Dan Snyder Sells Commanders, Still No Takers for His Soul

Apr 13, 2023

Dan Snyder Sells Commanders, Still No Takers for His Soul

Apr 13, 2023

Apr 13, 2023

WMATA's New Faregates to Replace High Jump Bars at 2024 Olympics

Apr 12, 2023

WMATA's New Faregates to Replace High Jump Bars at 2024 Olympics

Apr 12, 2023

Apr 12, 2023