Missed Connection: You Were Spray Painting “Murder” Outside the Russian Embassy

You were spray painting “murder” in blood red paint outside the Russian embassy. I was elbow deep in my Wingo’s order, too hungry to wait until I got home. We made passionate eye contact. Could you have just been angry about the unjust Russian invasion and slaughter of Ukrainian citizens? Sure. But could this be love at first sight? Absolutely.

The other demonstrators held signs reading “Hands Off Ukraine,” but all I could think was where I’d put my hands on you. After I wipe off the ranch dressing, of course. The way you wielded that paint can was just so sexy. I wish you’d painted your number too. And when the Secret Service guys made you put your hands behind your head and “spread ‘em,” it really drove me wild. 

As you rode off in their squad car, the protest shouts grew louder, and so did the beating of my heart. Message me and I can show you what I did to those wings ;)