The Official Ranking Of Who in DC is Most Likely to Say "Shit, I Could Do That!" While Watching the Olympics

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5. Pete Buttigieg (but he probably can)

4. Your one coworker, you know the one

3. Any Arlington tech bro

2. Crossfit Cult Dude

1. DC Fray Kickball Team Players

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