My Longest Relationship Has Been With My Student Loan Debt. Here’s Why We're Tying The Knot!

Marriage is a sacred lifelong commitment that shows the world that you are in it forever. I’ve been searching high and low for that kind of commitment, but one day it hit me, I’ve had it all along. Here’s why I’m marrying my student loan debt!

 My loans and I have been together for 7 long years, they influence every choice I make. They are my partner in crime (the crime of not making payments towards them lolz). I literally can’t imagine life without them. 

I know it’s unconventional, but my loans will be with me through job loss, medical problems, hell I know they won’t be gone even if I declare bankruptcy; can you say the same about your relationship? P.S. Check out our registry on the Department of Education website!

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