Eight Voids to Scream Into Between Now and Your Next Holiday Off

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Written By The Cherry Swamp

  1. A pothole on North Capitol Street

  2. The Exorcist Stairs

  3. Joe Manchin’s soul

  4. Udvar-Hazy hangar

  5. Jeff Bezos' empty mansion

  6. Wheaton Metro escalators

  7. Empty space where Mitch McConnell's heart should be

  8. The void where the GOP spines should be

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