Quiz: Do Your Plants Think You're Lazy?

After nearly two years of COVID and the 500th lockdown, your plants might know you better than even your closest friends. But do you ever wonder if your plants think you’re lazy?

Take a deep look at your plants! Are they:

1. Lush and plump and growing towards the sun? 

2. Droopy and drab but holding on?

3. Dry and withered living in a desert of their own wasted potential? Are they crying out for just one drop of water so they can return to their former photosynthesising glory? Are they just a shell of themselves, downed by an attempted overwatering to compensate for months of neglect? 

If you answered 3, your plants think you’re lazy.

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