High Ponies, Bows, and Slime: An Exclusive Look Inside the "JoJo Siwa National Airport" Renaming Proposal

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Written By Anna Ross
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  • All air traffic control towers will be replaced with UNICORN HORNS!!!!!!!!!

  • If your flight is delayed more than 2 hours you can SLIME THE PILOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • All flight attendants must wear OFFICIALLY BRANDED Jojo Siwa Bows AVAILABLE AT TARGETS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Influencers fly FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • In flight snacks are Jojo LUNCH KITZ (™), Jojo JUICE (™), and Jojo SUGAR COOKIE ICE CREAM (™)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Abby Lee Miller of Dance Moms and Ryan Reviews Toys are PERMANENTLY BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Direct flights every hour to NICKELODEON STUDIOS in LA and THE TIMES SQUARE M&M STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Every teen must declare that they are NOT BEING FORCED by their parents, manager, or label to be there EVERY FIVE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • PLANES WRAPPED WITH JOJO’S FREAKIN’ FACE ON ‘EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anna Ross https://www.anna-ross.com/
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