January 6th Hearing Drinking Games to Make You Feel Better About Not Voting in the Primaries

  • Take a shot every time someone says "Dominion"

  • Take a shot if you see footage of Mike Pence

  • Take a shot every time Jamie Raskin’s hair looks like the poor squirrel from the Halsey concert

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