DC Dating: Required Compatibility Questions for 2022

These questions will help you weed out those dreaded 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩

  • Were you at the protest outside of Kavanaugh’s house?

  • Do you donate to at least three social justice nonprofits?

  • Do you stand on the left side of the escalators, you selfish prick?

  • Do you brunch at least three times a month, or are you boring?

  • Do you also hate tourists on scooters?

  • Why can you name more than 100 Congresspeople?

  • Do you think DC should have bodily autonomy?

  • Do you pick cherry blossoms, you fuck? 

  • Do you only eat at Le Dip?

  • Will I see you in an FBI photo from the Capitol?

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