What The Bachelor Would Look Like if it Were Filmed in DC

Limo Entrances become “Scooter Debuts” to dodge traffic.

A One-On-One culminates in a strip tease out of a Major Tuddy Uniform. 

Rose Ceremonies use cherry blossoms instead, and whoever doesn’t have an allergic reaction is the winner. 

Group Dates take place in escape rooms. 

Hometowns consist of riding the Silver Line from one end to the other to mimic the feeling of cross-country travel. 

Fireworks are illegal ones set off in someone’s backyard nearby. 

Fantasy Suites take place in the nice back room of a Petworth group house.