😱 Nightmare on P Street 🧟♂️: Parking Enforcement Emerges From the Fog Croaking “I Require Revenue..."
Issue No. 34
Nightmare on P Street: Parking Enforcement Emerges From the Fog Croaking “I Require Revenue..."
As Pressure To Be Awesome Mounts, Summer 2021 Gives Self Pep Talk
Hot Car Hour? Single Tracking? An Insider's Look at Metro Bar: DC’s Newest Bar Made Out of an Old Metro Car
Drink Specials
Hot Car Hour
Metro Carpet Juice
Handrail Shot Luge
On-Peak Pricing: All Drinks $28
Bar Activities
If You See Something, Drink Something
Move to the Center of the Bar
Single(s) Tracking: Our “Singles Night” where all drinks take 40 minutes to arrive
Closes at 11.
Bro Coworker Interrupts Meeting Facilitator to Wish Her a Happy Women's History Month!
Your Christmas Decorations Are Still Up. Are You Whimsical? Or Depressed?
Quiz: Are You Questioning Your Sexuality or Did You Just See Another Picture of Harry Styles?
Right-Wing March Madness: Worst of the Racists Bracket
Survey: What Will You Bicker About At Your First Family Get Together In Over A Year?
“How much weight people lost”
“How much weight people gained”
“Which one of you ‘discovered’ the best way to load the dishwasher while in quarantine”
“Who has the best solution to debilitating loneliness and existential fear”
