The Cherry Swamp’s 65 Over 65: Sexagenarians to Watch
These sexy sexagenarians are making a splash!
Person who sends albino squirrels photos to Popville
The 6-12 guys who feed ducks on the National Mall every day
And the one who feeds squirrels on the Mall too
That neighbor who posts daily pet updates on Nextdoor
Lady you meet who never remembers you
Lady who asks about your HUSBAND
Person who knows the dog names but no humans
Guy who helps people parallel park without request
Or cross the street
The elderly gentleman who has fifteen Ring cameras but doesn’t know how to use Alexa
The man who refuses to acknowledge Commanders’ new team name
Frustrated woman who doesn’t realize her Uber’s on the other side of the street
The average Senator, statistically
This fellow who drops his Jitterbug phone at least twice a day
Lady who prints out her daily sudoku
The woman who only talks about the weather
Wilford Brimley, if he’s still alive
The woman who keeps getting arrested at Fire Drill Fridays
Man perfectly happy with his one-sided conversation with the bus driver
You get the point