The Cherry Swamp’s 65 Over 65: Sexagenarians to Watch

These sexy sexagenarians are making a splash!

  1. Person who sends albino squirrels photos to Popville

  2. The 6-12 guys who feed ducks on the National Mall every day

  3. And the one who feeds squirrels on the Mall too

  4. That neighbor who posts daily pet updates on Nextdoor

  5. Lady you meet who never remembers you 

  6. Lady who asks about your HUSBAND

  7. Person who knows the dog names but no humans 

  8. Guy who helps people parallel park without request

  9. Or cross the street

  10. The elderly gentleman who has fifteen Ring cameras but doesn’t know how to use Alexa

  11. The man who refuses to acknowledge Commanders’ new team name 

  12. Frustrated woman who doesn’t realize her Uber’s on the other side of the street

  13. The average Senator, statistically

  14. This fellow who drops his Jitterbug phone at least twice a day

  15. Lady who prints out her daily sudoku

  16. The woman who only talks about the weather 

  17. Wilford Brimley, if he’s still alive

  18. The woman who keeps getting arrested at Fire Drill Fridays

  19. Man perfectly happy with his one-sided conversation with the bus driver

  20. You get the point

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