“Is He an Intellectual or Just Broke?” Asks Woman After Fourth Smithsonian Date

“We had such deep conversations about the art pieces at the Hirshhorn, so I was really excited when he asked me to go on a second date at the Natural History Museum.

“I even told my friends how relieved I was to meet a consultant who actually appreciates museums,” remarked Amanda Paulson.

“It wasn’t until we had to reschedule our third date to make it to the Postal Museum that I got suspicious… and on our fourth date and I asked if we could maybe have a picnic outside, he just took me to the Smithsonian Gardens and offered me some water from his water bottle.”

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