7 Sneaky Disguises For Ordering Your 3rd Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew of the Day

It’s okay to admit - the pumpkin cream cold brew is good enough to get multiple times a day and you definitely do! It can feel shameful to be so devoted to the cult of the PCCB; avoid that barista-sourced shame by leveraging these three tricky disguises.

  1. You, with a mustache: get a little cheeky with your first disguise! If you can make the barista laugh, maybe you can make them forget it’s obvious the PCCB is your only lifeline right now.

  2. A colonial woman: everyone will be so surprised a colonial woman knows the delicious cinnamony goodness of the PCCB they won’t stop to identify you via your nose and chin shape!

  3. The Starbucks mermaid: get the whole shop starstruck with a vision of THE Starbucks mermaid. In the meantime, snag any leftover PCCBs on the bar. You’ll need a stockpile to stave off your embarrassment about your obsession."

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