In Memoriam: Remembering Those Lost to the 2022 Trampling at Wegmans

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Written By The Cherry Swamp

"A left foot Sperry boat shoe: In the rush to get into the store, many Wegmaniacs lost their footwear. May we keep in our hearts the Chesapeake Bay boater who flung off his waterproof loafer in pursuit of pre-made sushi."

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“I'll have to eat microwaved cedar-plank salmon in my dorm room for my next five meals”

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"Thanks to Wegmans, I am born again! With tortilla chips!"

Wegmans Wine Aisle Haunted by Ghosts of Fannie Mae Building Loan Officers

“Our souls are cursed to search for new subprime mortgage borrowers.”

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