All piggies need their slop, so why not try any of these DC brunch spots where you can devour an entire gargantuan sandwich on top of your Bloody Mary, you freakish cow.

1. Farmers Fishers Bakers:

   This one comes with a BLT on top. Yeah, bacon is made from your brethren, but when has that ever stopped you?

2. Duke’s Grocery

   Get a whole damn hamburger on top of your Bloody Mary here, Porky.

3. Ambar

   Your gluttony goes global here, where brutes can show cevapi, a Balkan sandwich, down their throat with their Bloody Marys.

4. Ted’s Bulletin

   If you’re lucky enough to get your whole farm-animal, snouted self past the eagle eyed host stand at Ted’s Bulletin, you’ll be able to order a Bloody Mary topped with a four cheese grilled cheese. What, one cheese wasn’t enough for you, you greedy hog?

5. Le Diplomate

   On hon hon, les cochons sont arrivés! You may feel fancy here, but you’re still a snively little swine who needs a meal on top of their drink on top of their meal.