Issue No. 71

Holiday Miracle? Uber Driver and DCA Passenger Silently Agree Not to Make Small Talk 

B2K Announces Omarion is Out of the Band Due to Covid Fears

Report: Chair Yoga Instructor Accredited Without Getting Off Her Lazy Ass

Exclusive! "Why I Ignore Common Sense and Drive an Enormous Pickup Truck Despite Living in DC"

Logan Circle Man In “World’s Best Guncle” Sweater Gives Death Stare to Crying Baby at Le Diplomate

Who Rescued Who?! Stray Dog Gives Woman Excuse to Leave Mind-Numbing First Date at Tryst

Just in Time for Christmas: Target Offers Children’s Hit-and-Run Bike Helmets

Lauren Boebert Boycotts Clifford the Big Red Dog Over Communism Fears

Silver Spring Woman Suffers Fatal Heart Attack Instead of Telling In-Laws to Get a Hotel

Takoma Woman Says Husband is "Unrecognizable" After Moving From His Spot on Couch to Kitchen to Cook Dinner