These questions will help you weed out those dreaded 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩

• Were you at the protest outside of Kavanaugh’s house?

• Do you donate to at least three social justice nonprofits?

• Do you stand on the left side of the escalators, you selfish prick?

• Do you brunch at least three times a month, or are you boring?

• Do you also hate tourists on scooters?

• Why can you name more than 100 Congresspeople?

• Do you think DC should have bodily autonomy?

• Do you pick cherry blossoms, you fuck? 

• Do you only eat at Le Dip?

• Will I see you in an FBI photo from the Capitol?