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Seven Father's Day Gifts That Say "I Don't Know a Single Thing About You, Dad"

"Well, I guess I know you golfed this one time... right?"

  1. A tie, because you have a job, right?

  2. Something for a grill? Do you like meat?

  3. A new hammer so you could build something, if you’re into that?

  4. Amazon gift card? 

  5. A calendar with pictures of golf courses, cause you’ve been golfing?

  6. A Spotify playlist of songs from the year I suspect you were born

  7. A new razor because you have a face (I think)