1. Dupont, because it’s bound to be broken for 2/3 of the summer anyway

2. Wheaton, because your buns will be rock solid after hiking the longest escalator in the Western Hemisphere 

3. L’Enfant, because you’ll get those reps in trying to find the way out

4. Rosslyn, because you’re only dating a guy in Arlington for access to his building’s rooftop pool

5. Woodley Park, because you’ve got to see that baby gorilla before the kids on field trips 

6. Smithsonian, because you’ll get an extra workout avoiding tourists standing on the left

7. Dulles Airport, because you thought your flight was at DCA and now you’re fucked

Inspired by a submission from Kayla via Instagram. You can also submit your headline ideas through email at cherryswampdc@gmail.com

Thanks Kayla!