Hey girlies!

Making a friend as an adult is hard, right?

Well I have an easy solution for you: Don’t take an improv class, come be a part of my sales squad!

Will you be selling products? Kind of, but you’ll mostly be making FRIENDS.

Listen, in no time you’ll be posting multiple times a day on friends' Facebook pages asking them to join our exclusive friendship by recruiting even more friends.

Oh I forgot to mention you’ll get the opportunity to buy a bunch of makeup, leggings, detox tea… yes you will get access to purchase goodies no one else can… unless they join our friend group!

These friendships last forever, or at least until you're out thousands of dollars and everyone has blocked you on Facebook.

Isn’t friendship grand?