Top Five Organs to Sell If You Want to Afford a House in DC
Your liver: Unlike your savings, it can regenerate itself!
A section of intestine: Now you can have a yard🌻
A lung: Breathe in your temperate air because now you can afford central heat AND air!
Your eggs: Not an organ but it’s basically your entire down payment in Petworth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A kidney: You might only have one kidney left but now you can have two and a half baths!