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5 Excuses for When You Want to Decline an Invitation for a Baby Shower in Fucking Fairfax County, VA

  • That’s the only day I could get an appointment at the Apple store. 

  • My friend just got tickets for the National Museum of African American History and Culture.

  • I don’t know if your baby is going to be cute or not.

  • Stop bragging about how you recently had sex!

  • Fairfax County? That’s too fucking far!!!