Issue No. 73

Anarchist Friend Surprisingly Sends Out Snacks Spreadsheet for New Year Eve's Party

Crestwood Man's Peloton Bike Used for Drying Laundry Reminder of How He Accomplished Nothing in 2021

QUIZ: Did You Spot Joe Manchin, or Just an Obstinate Old Fuck Who Wants to be the Center of Attention?

Woman’s "Birthweek Extravaganza" is Actually This Week If Anyone Remembers

FOMOO Fear of Missing Out on Omicron, Testing Revealed Your Friends Hung Out Without You

​​Club Engine 38:  Long Lines, Rapid Tests on Tap, and Popping Swabs

Silver Spring Woman in Critical Condition After Losing Gift Receipt For Hideous Scarf

Celebrities, They're Just Like Us! Father Time Abandons the New Years Baby For His Music Career

"2022 Will be Nothing Like 2021 or 2020!" Exclaims Royal Caribbean Exec

Petworth Jewish Woman Awakens December 27th Refreshed From a Stress-Free Weekend