Seven Fashionable Headbands That Are Both Non-Functional and Make You Self-Conscious!
Versatile self-hatred!
The Oversized Slouch: As floppy as it is inefficient!
The Boho: Wear it across your forehead for maximum self-consciousness while making you question if your head is too small!
The Skinny Strand of Beads: Tangles in your flyaways AND gives you a headache!
The Plain Satin Strap: You’re not quite sure it’s your style, but it falls off the back of your head every 10 minutes so you just slap it back on and recommit, goddamnit!
The Rockabilly Bow: You’re not a Pick Me Girl, right???
The One Your Bestie Knitted: Just wear it once around her then throw it in the Goodwill pile!
The Vaguely Floral: Because you couldn’t commit to a flower crown, you coward!